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One night at 12:15 PM George Washington has been kidnapped! Detectives were on the case. They went to the kidnapper’s house but he said, “What, the president was kidnapped? By who?” “We don’t know yet, but if you get in contact with the kidnappers call us okay?” “Bye, good luck finding the president.” “Wow they almost got me. I am so lucky they didn’t check my house, but they don’t know I have an attic. They could look at the roof.” Then the detectives went to the White House to look for clues. They found a clue, the kidnapper’s jacket! First, they took the DNA from the jacket. Next, they went back to the kidnapper’s house. He said, “I did not kidnap the president.” “We know you did it.” “How do you know that?” “We have your DNA and your jacket.”
 * The Case of the Missing President  **

“Where did you get that?”

“At the White House.” “But, I don’t have the president.”

“Yes, you do.” “If you say I have it then search my house okay. Wait, don’t.” “Why?” “My dog is sleeping so you don’t want to wake my dog up. He will attack you.” “No he won’t. You don’t even have a dog.”

“Yes I do. You want to see him?” “Yes.”

“Okay, get ready to get attacked.”

“He won’t attack a detective.”

“He will attack anything.”

“No he won’t.” “Yes he will.” “Okay, let him attack me.” “Fine, I will.” We went into the dog’s room which is in the attic. “Wait, we can’t go up there.”

“Why not? I just want him to get out of his room for once.”

“Fine.” His dog woke up and ran down the attic stairs. Then the detective says, “Come here buddy, come on.” “Bark, bark, bark.” “Good boy.” Then I start to pet the dog. I said, “Wan to go in your room?” “Bark, bark, bark.” “No.” Then he found the president, but it was an imposter. Then we left to go to the police station with the imposter and put him in a chair and asked him questions. He said he never knew. Then they went to the kidnapper’s house again. He said, “The president is in my attic.” The detective went in the attic and saw the president. He was trying to say you are under arrest for kidnapping the president George Washington. Then Bob went to jail for twelve years.

Then the president said, “Thank you for saving me.” “No problem George.” “Do you need anything?” “No, not really, just more cases.” “Okay, already on it and do you think I can get a dog?” “Okay, here’s some money for food, water, and the dog.” “Thanks boss, see you tomorrow.”