JakeB

= =  Jacob   Who is hilarious, smart and active   Brother of Riley Boike   Who loves basketball, video games and math   Who feels crazy   Who gives advice   Who fears clowns   Who would like to be in the NBA   Who shares ideas   Who can armpit fart with all of my body parts   Resident of Quakertown, PA   Boike When I got an Eye Patch Fit (No Small Pity) Jake Boike

One fine day I went to the eye doctor because I couldn’t see out of my right eye. So he gave me a camouflage eye patch. He said, “Put this on your left eye so you can get used to using your right one.” Once I got home I was fine for a while, I didn’t notice it. Then I went insane, running into walls screaming my head off. After a month, which felt like a year, of screaming my mom got me a movie called, //The Eye Patch Kids//. I was scared of it because the puppets looked like mini monsters. One year later I finally got my glasses and I threw away that piece of garbage. = =

= Space ** Zone **=

=one day a gorilla named Jabari was swinging on some vines living his normal life always eating big juicy bananas. Then one day Jabari saw a high tech UFO. ''Wow! that looks fun. Jabari said.So he sprinted in through the door screaming Play!'' And he viciously tackled a three eyed alien named Zane. What the heck are you doing! Zane screamed. But Jabari wasn't listening and he slammed the start button. Before they knew it they were in space. Jabari yelled where are we! We are exactly 5,679,897 miles away from earth. Zane said.Why can`t we fly back?Jabari said. We're dead out of gas.Zane said. Well than I`ll throw you. Jabari said. but Zane didn't move an inch. That's because there's no gravity. Zane said. 'Ohhh!'' Jabari said. What are those things? Jabari asked. [While looking at meteors] Those are meteors. Zane said. I know our ride. Jabari said. [while jumping on a meteor and missing] I want food!Jabari roared. I got this. Zane said. Beep! Beep! Boop! Beep! Hey Marvin can you pick me up from the moon I`m out of gas? Zane exclaimed. One hour later I`m here! Marvin yelled. Step aside! Jabari roared. [While shoving Zane out of the way] Let`s take you home. Marvin said. 10 minutes later. '' Ahhh back to the life love, eating bananas.=

=Cookies=

Feel the pan going into the oven Stare at the cokies cooking and growing