MADISONM

By: Madison Moyer
This morning when I woke up I smelled something delicious so I ran down the stairs and I asked my mom, "Why did you make this?"

Mom replied, "Because you got a good grade on your math test!" Then I heard a POP!

I screamed!

My Mom said, "It was your waffles in the toaster." So I walked over to get my waffles and I look at my waffle and I see two eyes and a mouth.

The waffle said to me, "I taste terrible."

I said back "I will eat you HA HA HA HA." Then I look at my bacon I can see millions of tiny eyes. One of the bacon spoke to me in French, "Wee wee." I say in a confused voice "Waaaaaaaaaaaaa." Another bacon said "He does that a lot." Then bacon blurts out singing "Don't you want me baby, don't you want me now?" Then when I get my waffle he let out scream of terror. I made him quiet by putting maple syrup on his mouth but it did not hold long so I ate his mouth first. Then I had to deal with the bacon.They were not a big problem because I just put them right in my mouth. Crunch, crunch, crunch that was delicious. So now I have to get ready for school so bye.